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catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce:

oh this is good. i’m gonna tell all the mommies and daddies in the neighborhood this one.

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when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners

lounginglackadaisically:

aswefollowthelights:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME NORTHERNERS! 

Nothing to worry about, Sarah. The rednecks have got this.

(Source: starvingbaker)

I’m in such a weird mood. So fucking happy, yet so fucking sad at the same time… Eh, I guess it’s more hopeful and sad? Shawn needs to figure out when he’s getting his ass down here because I’m going to be in a panic until then. I need a deadline for when I need to look perfect, and have my house in perfect shape. Ahhh -__-

I cleaned for three hours straight the day he told me he would come down, despite the fact that he wouldn’t be here in time to see it. I’m just so fucking flustered.

Anyways. Band of Horses. Good shit. 

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